East coast women are great to talk to.
West coast girls are great to look at.
Southern gals know how to party.
Midwestern women know how to take care of a man.
None of them can be taken too seriously
They will ALL drive you crazy
if you let them.
~Edward Austin Robertson~
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Bukowski knew what was up.
Nuclear Polio Vaccination 
I resemble that remark. đŸ˜‰