Dark Gable

12 May

Growing up
I fantasized about
being a 70’s porn star.

Why the 70’s?

Bushier beavers
natural looking women
the kind you
see at the grocery store
the kind of woman
who
I actually had a
chance of fucking.

No intrusive
bright lights
fake tits
or runway
strips
where there should be
a mossy forest
of pubes.

I prefer
the texture
of an alfalfa
sprout
sandwich
when I’m
going
down on
a girl.

Kay Parker.
Honey Wilder
Jeanna Fine
Hyapatia Lee
Vanessa Del Rio
Nina Hartley
Juilet “Aunt Peg” Anderson
and Janey Robbins

all women I’d fuck this very
day.
Women who all had distinctive looks
and sexual characteristics.

Not like these carbon
copy actresses
making the same
unimaginative films

They took chances
in the 70’s
good funky
background music
with deep bass grooves
jazzy organ
and swanky guitar licks.

The German
and French flicks
from those days were
even crazier
and more depraved
with their nutty
premises
and wardrobes.

Maybe my
ex-girlfriends
are right,
maybe
I am
addicted
to porn.

Though it
could
be worse.

I could
be addicted to
smack,
or crack.

Edward Austin Robertson

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