Smoke breaks

15 Aug

Are ridiculous to me. Why do smokers get to take five minutes every hour to smoke a cigarette and kill themselves and us non-smokers only get our customary meal break? Shouldn’t we get rewarded for being healthier? I hear smoker’s arguments all the time. “I’m addicted to cigarettes and addiction is a disease. Bad things happen when I don’t get my nicotine fix.”

Well tough. What if I was a sex addict? So let’s be fair. Would I get to take a five minute wack-off break every two hours? Bad things happen when I don’t get my Jergen’s fix.

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