But this corny ass, dweeb ass nigga????
This is who she staked her claim on?
And maybe I was suppose to not give up so easily–hang in there a little longer, but goddamn.
How much of her horseshit was I supposed to take, and who the hell would respect a guy like that?
How much shit does he have to eat in order to remain “her person?”
Would you call that patience or insanity?
Or is that just a higher booty tax bracket?
~Edward Austin Robertson
Nuclear Polio Vaccination 
Hey are you awake?
Hey you, I’ve been hearing a lot about you. Soooo wanna be my dj?
Wow. You “wine” like a Virgo.