I told myself I’d start listening to NPR but I like Vice News better

13 Mar

20 years is a long time to be doing anything. If you can manage to do the same thing for 20 plus years, chances are you are (or will be) pretty good at it. 1994 was a peak year for fashion, pop culture, and music for the Gen-Xer’s. Vice Magazine encapsulated the various trends and fads from that era (art, sneakers,music) as the alternative movement gained steam.

20 years later, and Vice is an international conglomerate, with its own website, magazine, music label and documentary films. The founders of Vice, Suroosh Alvi and Shane Smith used the internet boom to their advantage to spread content in new and interesting ways. The fashion and pop culture stuff is amusing, and there are enough weird bizarro “This American Life” stories that make for good documentaries, but my personal favorites are the global affairs docs. Whether it means sending reporters into the front lines (I wonder what kind of insurance benefits and how much hazard pay they receive) out to Venezuela to cover the uprisings or sending them to Pakistan to buy guns off the black market, this media group is there to capture it in its rawest essence. The audience gets to experience the events as they unfold in the case of the Ukraine uprising, and subsequent Russian invasion of Crimea.They are at the forefront of immersion journalism right now, and it seems like the ball is just getting rolling for them. The coverage of the Ukraine invasion has been remarkably surreal and intense. Not only are they there when the shit goes down, but they seem to have their finger on the pulse of a place right before things blow up. Henry Langston (the correspondent covering the revolution in Kiev) goes into the thick of a chaos that resembles a real life “Terminator” reenactment. When Crimea is invaded by Putin and the Russians, Simon Ostrovsky comes very close to getting into some serious hot water with armed Russian military types.

This is much different than the 60 minutes approach. Their reporter (some white lady) went to Kiev well after the tension had peaked (and Yanukovich was ousted) and reported the event in a much different manner, riding around in limos with government officials.

What started out as an outlet to mentally escape the harsh winter of the midwest has turned into a full blown obsession with global politics. I’ve read that Shane Smith himself has said that if “you’re looking to Vice to be the main source of political media then you’re in trouble.” Well maybe we are in trouble. After a majority of these videos,which address topics such as nuclear melt downs, civil war, predatory gangsters, and being gay while under oppressive regimes, I say to myself “Man maybe its not so bad here in the states after all.”

But then I start to think, “What if Vice is holding up a mirror to us and all we are seeing is a reflection of what we have created and what we will become? What if the oppressive regimes in places like North Korea, Russia, and China are simply a harbinger of what is to become of us in the western world? What if we are already at that point and we don’t realize it because we’re too distracted to realize it?”

If you are poor, minority, gay, transgender, Marijuana enthusiast,sex worker, or a convicted felon, what rights do you really have here in the United States? And how long will it take before the right group (regime?) comes in and slowly negates all of the social progress we have made in the past 30 years?

Maybe we are in trouble.

L.A. is still quietly doing it’s own thing

4 Mar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg3AgO4z4MI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4amEWUw6t4

Scale it Back

3 Mar

Can’t stop thinking about the Ukraine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eTuFAR169s

Where Do The Years Go?

27 Feb

How does one make life slow down?

You live long enough
and certain present moments
parallel certain past moments.

So many people sleeping, partying, working their lives away.
In the blink of an eye
I went from being a 19 year old kid pulling my pud to Vanessa Del Rio videos
to becoming a 35 year old man
on the fringes of society;
wondering if my next piece of ass
will come in the form of anything but a 22 year old white chick.

My early 20’s seemed to lag in the mud
as I waited for something to happen to me.
Life was wide open then.
I had nothing but time to do whatever I wanted.

My mid twenties were spent preparing for something to happen to me.
The last 8 years of my life spent making something happen.

Life can appear to change so quickly.

~Edward Austin Robertson

Gone

25 Feb

Thanks for all the laughs, and for making the world a zanier and more tolerable place. Peace.

Not to be a buzzkill

19 Feb

Jumped the Gun

18 Feb

Ruined things with our impatience
before there was ever a chance to become friends.
In no hurry to meet hatred
from someone new.

~Edward Austin Robertson

Snong

17 Feb

Snow in the bong
Cool icy air hitting the lungs
softens the hit
mellows the mind
A skiing sensation
a freeing sensation.

~Edward Austin Robertson

How to BE a DJ in 2014

14 Feb

1) Buy a Mac laptop computer, (cross fader, drum sampler and Kaos pad optional)
2) Upload favorite songs on I-tunes
3) Sign up for a Spotify account and make a playlist
4) Create a cool DJ nickname like “Kid MetaPhistics” or DJ D. Funked
5) Set up a Facebook/twitter/myspace/bandcamp/soundcloud account
6) Get gigs at local house parties in hopes up gaining a reputation
7) Set up gear at said gig and say “How ya’ll doing out there [Insert name of city/town/venue into]?”
8) Click on first track to start the night
9) Nod head to the beat like you are digging the track’s drums
10) Place headphones on head but with only one ear covered
11) Prepare to segue into next track
12) Say “Aw yeaaaaa [Insert name of city/town/venue into]. Ya’ll feeling this?”
13) Gauge crowd reaction then say “I know ya’ll gonna like this one haha!”
14) Cue next track then lick finger and point in the air to dry
15) Take finger and press play on the next track
16) Spin away from booth and dance behind the booth–the cornier the dance the better
17) Repeat steps 12-16 every 3-4 minutes.
18) Grab camera phone and take photo of the audience dancing to music that other people made.
19) Upload photo onto twitter/Instagram/Facebook account and show everyone on the web the hype party they are missing.
20) Ask [Insert name of city/town/venue into] how they are doing?
21) Awkwardly shoehorn in favorite song that almost ruins the mood.
22) Compensate for mistake by playing a crowd-friendly tune that will get the party hype
23) Give shout outs to venue/booking/and accompanying acts
24) Check twitter/Instagram/Facebook for responses. Type out response but erase them because it will make people question why you are responding on your I-phone in the middle of a “hype” DJ set.
25) Tell the crowd you love them and yell “peace” before going into last track.
26) Thank audience and take a sip of bottled water. Then throw up hands to the beat of music.
27) Unload gear and place gear into a safe place–preferably tour van or car.
28) Check twitter/Instagram/Facebook for more responses then give a shout to city/town/venue you just played
29) Respond to any messages, shout outs you received on the web
30) Hang out backstage or at the bar. Scope out potential groupies. Act like the spot you are at is the hottest spot in town right now.
31) Figure out after show plans. Narrow them down to after-party with the other performing acts, taking a groupie home, hooking up with a cutie from around the way, hanging out with significant other, or going home alone to plan next show (and/or masturbate).
32) Execute final evening plans and enjoy the fruits of your labor. Nod to any compliment sent your way (should you choose groupie or after-party.
33) Repeat steps 7-32 at next show.

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Worth Checking Out

13 Feb

I wanna work for Vice.