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G. I. Joe PSA’s

20 Mar
I wouldn't risk it if I were you Bobby!!!!!!

I wouldn't risk it if I were you Bobby!!!!!!

” Yeah girl, lemme get dis rubber on and then I’m gonna wear dis pussy out.”

“You don’t need a rubber to get dis pussy daddy!”

.. (sound of glass breaking)

“Hold on there Timmy. You might wanna rethink that.”

“Quick Kick!!!!!”

“Don’t take that trifling bitch’s word for it. Just cuz she looks healthy doesn’t mean she isn’t sick. There’s a live environment inside that hoo-hah of hers. No telling what kind of critters are breeding in there. And if you plan on eating the kitty you better use this.”

“Whooooooaaaaa dental dam.”

” That’s right Timmy, even if you’re just eating at the Y, you need to use some sort of protection, oral sex can still lead to STD’s like hepatitis, herpes, even the HIV. Why do you think Cobra Commander wears a mask?”

“I didn’t know that Cobra Commander had the herpes.”

“Well now you know, and knowing’s half the battle.”

G.I. JOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!