Tag Archives: vomit


3 Oct

Stumbled upon last week’s leavings
a result of too much Bacardi and
a failed attempt at acquiring a habit
(the one and only cigarette purchase I’d ever make)

There it was though;
the pieces of undigested wieners
mixed within the chunks of weird,
fuzz covered puke.
Not thinking I poured gasoline on it
and lit a match
only to see the flames climb
as high as the patio roof
licking the bottom of the ceiling.

Hose already in hand I flushed out the fire
before my aunt could turn around
from washing dishes in the sink.
A sure fire eviction avoided–but only barely.

Later that night,
while smoking with some friends in the backyard,
I lost it completely
when someone asked
about the smell of gasoline.
I doubled over and howled–
my body convulsing involuntarily from laughter.

“No seriously why does it smell like gas” he asked again.
I wiped the tears from eyes.
“Give me a minute man.
I’ll tell you when I get it together.”

~Edward Austin Robertson~

Geeking out on the internet part 30

9 Aug

I was listening to Joe Rogan reminisce with Bill Burr about witnessing something that can never be unseen on the Opie and Anthony show. After listening to the clip I had to see for myself. I must warn you, it ain’t for the faint of heart.
Hopefully this will temper any attempts of mine to make this blog thing a heady project. Just goes to show that one never knows what will pop up on this thing.