It could have all been a dream
created by a lungful of hashish,
but I couldn’t have imagined
an evening of weirder moments
than the ones I experienced that night.
A Robot Themed Wedding
was the draw.
And after taking a quick perusal around the bar,
I felt compelled me to propose
to my best friend’s girlfriend (with his permission of course)
and the rest is history.
But anytime one can join a Conga line
wearing a Darth Vader Halloween Mask,
dancing to programmed robots playing
“Hot Hot Hot”,
one doesn’t overthink the circumstances.
My only worry at the time was “how could I possibly top this?”
Which pretty much summed up my life up to that point:
Surreal, sublime, and absurd.
~Edward Austin Robertson
Nuclear Polio Vaccination 
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